Here are the facts:
- He's called the Cougar.
- Lewie is his nickname, not his real name.
- He loves to shred.
- He won't be over it till he lands it.
- He probably has slept with your girlfriend.
- He almost certainly has a monster four song section on DVDeekies.
- He's never over it.
And to prove this point here is some Cougar footage.